Charity bit Jenny
Jenny bit a bug
The bug bit Susie
Then hid underneath the rug
Susie bit Jasper
Who sat upon a stool
The stool tipped over
Kept Jasper after school
Jasper bit his dog
Who blamed it on the cat
The cat bit our neighbor
Who believed it was a bat
The neighbor called the MD
The MD didn’t care
Then the neighbor bit the postman
On the derriere.
The postman went crazy
(we know they often do)
Bit a passing hobo
Who bit a bird or two
The birds bit an elephant
Who took it quite to heart
Now that you are listening
Here’s the funny part
The elephant bit a kid
Who was visiting the zoo
The police were called
And took an interview
The questioning went on
‘Til they solved the crime
Now Charity’s in shackles
Doing lots of time
The moral of this story
We’ll remember from this day
A little bit of Charity
Goes a long,long way!
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