yourself *guard *trust *pot *thought *kind *willow *breath *ego *focus *end *forgive
This is in response to your recent text, “Save your breath!”. My name is Willow and I’m with CCP- Compassionate Censorship and Propaganda. I just wonder if you thought it kind to end our texting exchange on such an ugly note. Here’s the GOOD NEWS; I forgive you! I am hoping you might now re-focus yourself on trust in humankind and let your guard down. I understand that the male ego is overtly belligerent, but our organization sincerely believes in second chances even though we are all aware what three strikes mean, don’t we, Sir?
We have an offer just for YOU today that could change your world. You’ll receive our first two New York Times best sellers absolutely FREE of charge in exchange for giving up your ‘bullying ways’ and growing a boatload of ‘pot‘. “Mellow minds are the most tolerant kinds!” is one of our favorite mottos.
Your first lovely gift is right up your alley. It’s entitled, “Selective Abortion: Eliminating Toxic Masculinity for Good” by Dev L. Spaun and the other one, which our organization promises will keep people like you on the edge of your seat, is, “How to Kill Off Opposition with a Smile” by Cora Rupt-Powers -Introduction by Hillary Clinton.
Thanks in advance as we don’t accept “No” for an answer.
Have a nice day!
4 thoughts on “The Sunday Whirl #577- A Difficult Offer to Refuse”
Great satire. We are doing this for your own good for we are Compassionate Censorship, and How to kill off opposition with a smile. Sounds a lot like the majority of politicians to me.
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go into hiding these days. Thank-you for your wonderful and frequent comments! They are deeply appreciated.
This is funny and clever! In enjoyed reading it.
😁🤣 Much appreciated!