E.M.’s RWP~#276 Agastopia- Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow

Today’s Random Word is: agastopia

Auricle, formerly known as Jane, had a ‘thing’ for ears. Nothing kinky but absolutely a bizarre fascination that turned into a full-blown idolization by the time she was 20 years old.
Her most recent tribute to her favorite body part was her name change.
Auricle’s obsession had developed slowly throughout her life but really ramped up in her late teens. She began eating only chicken and fish as protein sources because, of course, they didn’t have visible ears and she refused to eat beef, pork, or heaven forbid, rabbit because displacing precious ears just to consume something was the most barbaric thing she could imagine!
Finally, Auricle’s agastopia became something more dangerous than weird when she started stuffing cotton into her own ears and wrapping them in layers of insulated flannel fashioned into form fitting caps during a bitter winter cold spell. The worry over ugly black frostbite on her ‘beloveds’ actually kept her up nights.
Yesterday, it was 5 degrees after a 2-foot snowstorm the night before and Auricle had her first biyearly ear exam with a specialist that was kindly arranged by her newest therapist. All the roads were still nearly impassible, and Auricle knew she’d have to walk the two blocks to such an important appointment. She bundled up her ‘darling’ appendages as tightly as she ever had and climbed a snowbank stepping out into the narrow street…

The distraught snowplow operator could be heard screaming, “But I blew my horn, and she didn’t move!” as the morgue vehicle removed her body from the bloody scene.

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I had never heard of agastopia until now. Thanks for the fun, informative, and ultimately sad prompt.

6 thoughts on “E.M.’s RWP~#276 Agastopia- Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow

  1. oneta hayes 09/22/2022 / 3:12 pm

    Okay, I’ll confess. I thought it was funny. No tears just all ears.

    • Susan St.Pierre 09/22/2022 / 3:17 pm

      LOL… I’ve got tears from laughter from your comment, Oneta! You’re a gem. Thanks.

      • oneta hayes 09/22/2022 / 10:43 pm

        Aw, shucks. You are embarrassing a shy girl like me.

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