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DUDE! Give it more gas!
This isn’t a pickup truck, Alvin.
What do you think ‘hot air’ is?
Really? You’re going all science again? The guy who said, “Let’s take the balloon because it’s faster to travel ‘as the crow flies’.”? How’s that “faster” working for you now?
I’m just about ready to let you miss your vaccination appointment!
What are you talking about? It’s your vaccination appointment! I’m not putting an experiment in my arm until I see what happens.
Well, I’m not gonna try it. I’ve got the card right here. Wait… it’s addressed to Mikey. Let’s get Mikey. He tries everything!
Can’t. Let’s shut her down. Mikey’s in rehab again.
Poor Mikey. He’s always tried everything.
Some things never change.