Random words generated by randomwordgenerator.net
Here’s my story:
It’s a common occurrence in families. Doctors come from a long line of doctors…teachers seem to be generated within blood lines too. So when Jillian decided to become a water witch she suspected that she was the “fly in the ointment” of her scientific family.
Jillian spent her Thanksgiving reunion in a silent fuddle. Her Dad, the physicist, tipped his head toward her with a raised eyebrow and asked, “So how are those studies going?” He emphasized studies in a way that she was familiar. He could irritatingly infer that she was a kook even when his interest seemed genuine. No one else had been informed of her career choice so the introduction of the subject stung a bit.
She’d spent 6 months in a desert scrubland with no positive results and was beginning to question her skills and whether or not she just might fit the kook label after all. Failure was a hard pill to swallow in her family, especially hard for a deviant from science like herself. She had a dozen successes under her belt. That certainly wasn’t a shabby record. Jillian had stepped in when “scientists” had failed more than once.
Dowsers use divining rods attempting to find water. The practice was ancient and had saved many a farm from dust and despair. Not knowing every reason for a practice certainly cannot preclude it from being scientific. Jillian stiffened her posture.
Dad continued to poke fun, “Jillian, dear, it would be divine if you’d pass the gravy.”
With that, Jillian decided to “come out of her mystic closet”. Dad’s wordplay was getting to her, big time. Suddenly her shame was from hiding her beloved profession.
“So, has everyone heard about my studies? I’m a water witch. A darn good one too!”
Heads lifted. Aunt Barbara condescendingly snickered into her napkin while cousin Frank, the legally blind entomologist, squinted at her through “coke-bottle” glasses. Jillian had always wondered why he didn’t study BIG creatures. What a joke!
Great-grandmother was the only accepting face at the table. She was also the only one who spoke.
“It appears you have a tough crowd to please, Jilly. I’ll bet they don’t know about a fine kinswoman who made her life as a dowser. My great-grandmother worked for Abraham Lincoln himself don’t ya know. She’d be so very proud.”
Every face fell.
Jillian felt redeemed and raised an eyebrow directly at her father.
“Hey Dad, want some humble pie with that gravy?”
- Humble pie: one of your 5-a-day (biancajchadda.wordpress.com)
8 thoughts on “Random Word Story #29~Humble Pie in your Eye”
A cute,fun story! Where do your ideas come from?????
I generate random words and the stories write themselves once I decide upon an opening statement…I love it when you like a story…thanks Mom!
Wonderful write, Susan. Well done! You set the scene and build your characters quickly and effortlessly. I see the scene very vividly. I like that!
One fine comment from a writer who can whip up a scene, with interesting characters, in his sleep…Thanks Charles. I’m humbled. 😉
Ha! (as in hack) Shirley you have mistaken me for another!
According to Susan, you are far too “humble”. Shirley is often mistaken. 😉
How long does it take you to come up with these? It would take me a lifetime. Seems to come to you very naturally. I love reading them:)
They have all been created in one sitting. That is the best part of those exercises. Usually between 5:30 am and 7:00 am because my day care kids arrive after that. Thanks for your support and I’m very pleased that you enjoy them!