“No reason for raisins.”
The old woman said.
“Try a carrot, some celery
Or toast up some bread.”
I wanted to tell her
That bread wasn’t sweet,
I was craving a something
Delightful to eat.
“This isn’t good, lady.
Seems pretty lame.
Those kind of treats
Make snacking a shame.”
She handed me floss,
A toothbrush and then,
Said, “No reason for raisins.”
All over again.
I Googled that treat.
Found interesting news.
Raisins are just like
The gumdrops we choose.
Oh yes, they are natural,
Have vitamin C,
Why was this lady
Torturing me?
Seems raisins are sticky,
Can make your teeth rot.
Just like a gumdrop,
Believe it or not.
I needed to thank her
Knocked on her front door.
“I won’t ask for raisins
For snacks anymore.”
Her wisdom was helpful.
She was merely concerned,
Just sharing from life
What she’d already learned.
“They once were my favorite.
Really good taste.
But giving up teeth,
Was a horrible waste.”
“No reason for raisins.”
This now is my boast.
My next snack time choice,
Will be carrots or toast!
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PS. Raisins are far better for a child than gumdrops. I enjoyed the sound of “No Reason for Raisins” for a poem. At the same time, wanted to remind caregivers of the “sticky treat” hazard.
Carrots and toast? Gack! Those aren’t snacks! (I do like carrots, and toast is great with buttah and jam!) All things in moderation!
Cute poem, and point taken, Susan!
Thanks Charles…I’ve added a disclaimer for raisin lovers since your visit. I just liked the phrase,”No Reason for Raisins”. So Sue me…wait I’m Sue and silly too!
Sue Silly Sue? Over no reason for raisins rant? I content you are not likely liable!
Ha! Love your comments my friend!
I love raisins.
You don’t even need a reason either. 🙂
I love raisins so much that some of my friends call me Teraisin.
No offense meant…oatmeal raisin cookies are my faves. Dang word play…this one will be revised one day! Happy snacking!